If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Congratulations! We have a period
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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