And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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