it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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