Where did you get a picture of my penis
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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