with your own penis?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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