I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
false alarm. still invincible.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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