so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
so let's talk penis.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Ladies don't puke and tell
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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