drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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