I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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