He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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