its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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