so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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