In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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