Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.