That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine