Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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