Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
