I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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