Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
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i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
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We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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