It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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