Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
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I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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