dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
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vagina is talking i cant
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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