did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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