u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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