But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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