i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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