rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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