I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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