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can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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