Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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