We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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