at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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