I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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