hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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