her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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