The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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