You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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