i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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