Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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