i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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