She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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