Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
cat food counts as protein by the way
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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