I'm lost and stupid without you.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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