Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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