On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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