walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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