I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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