What a fucking waste of an outfit
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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