Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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