The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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