Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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