Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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