Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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