What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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