Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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