i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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