Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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