when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
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You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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